Monday, June 30, 2008

Homemade Sausage Smoker

And I will defend the mosquitoes


Summer, a time of genocide. This is the most appropriate way to define the season when millions of people taking holidays to pursue their sport preferiti: nuoto, racchettoni e uccisione di insetti.

Se solo riuscissimo a vederci dall’esterno, ci verrebbe da ridere di fronte allo sconfinato arsenale messo in campo per toglierci di torno l’odiato volatile notturno: zampironi, spray, piastrine tossiche, creme repellenti, gabbie che bruciano. L’odio che nutriamo per questo animale ha plasmato persino il vocabolario, così da assegnare a una banalissima rete un nuovo nome: zanzariera .

E io invece difendo le zanzare .
Si tratta di un animale nobile e sensibile. E vi spiego anche perché.

Tutti odiano le zanzare perché - si dice - ronzano nelle orecchie e procurano prurito. Sciocchezze. In realtà tutti le odiano perché sono piccole e brutte .

Immaginiamo se al posto delle zanzare ci fossero i panda . Non sarebbe affatto piacevole avere la casa invasa da tanti orsetti bianchi e neri che ti mozzicano mentre dormi. Però nessuno oserebbe fiatare: gli ambientalisti starebbero sul piede di guerra per vigilare sulla salute dei panda. Perché sono paffuti e carini, ecco tutto. Anche se fossero dei gran rompicoglioni, nessuno si sognerebbe di ammazzarli in massa, e non riesco nemmeno a immaginare che casino succederebbe se fossero commercializzati - che so? - uno spray anti-panda o dei racchettoni schiaccia-panda .

Per le zanzare, invece, nessuno lift a finger. I've never heard Pecoraro Scanio rail against the systematic genocide of this noble and valiant insect.

But the mosquitoes bite you - you say.

Well, I ask: why do they do? Try the food for their young . The female mosquito is a pet provisions, while feeding the family, the most disgusting of work: insert between the toes of people sweat. Risks for their children every night to a horrible end - burned, poisoned or crushed by two hands: I know that humans would not do a tenth of what it does for the mosquito offspring.
Is it not a sign of nobility and kindness shocking?

That should move to compassion. Remember: every time you kill a mosquito, dozens of puppies waiting in vain for the mother with food. Of course, if they were cats fluffy thing we would do otherwise, but since it is blind and dumb larvae we do every night this cruel act.

And then you think, every adult human being carries within itself gallons of blood. And we want to mount on a casino if a small animal it takes a drink? Selfish! Would you like all the blood for you! But as he said Robespierre, "will not allow anyone to accumulate pounds of grain while the neighbor is dying of hunger." The mosquito blood
steals from the rich to give to the poor. It's the Robin Hood insect, the 'invertebrate Marxist guerrilla barbudos the jungle that is pending revolucion.

You say, but can carry the malaria . And that is the fault of the mosquito? Imagine how much should please her to discover that he has just sucked the blood is infected.

say, but because there are too many ' balance of nature has changed. And I say: what balance? But if 'nature is always changing! Do you think that only until recently went about six feet tall lizards ...

Well, enough of this unjustified and a bit 'racist war against the insects. Announcement from now the foundation of a League for the Defense of Mosquito . Because as he said the Jewish proverb: whoever saves one, saves the world entire mosquito .

(And now I greet you and go to bed. Hoping to be able to sleep, that yesterday 'sti fucking insects have left me sleepless.)

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

What The Name Of My Webcam

champion Spain: what will the Europeans


Now that the victory Spain's the curtain fell on these European Championships in Austria and Switzerland, we can draw a first assessment. There are many things that I remember and that will be missed. We will miss

Teutonic perfection of the organizational system, in order to protect the safety and decorum forbade the celebration of the road, the trumpeting of the cars and the waving of flags. A Zurich was allowed only the Swiss celebration, that is a moderate smile and a wave of his hand. A Vienna mayor imposed a circular fans to celebrate whatever the result, even if they lose, and so he understood why the Austrians in '38 avevano accolto i nazisti con fiori e applausi: erano troppo educati per protestare.

Ci mancherà l’ Olanda di Van Basten , che per un po’ sembrava la squadra più forte del mondo, finché non si è capito che il merito era tutto di Italia e Francia .

Ci mancherà la Russia di Hiddink , che sembrava uno squadrone e poi si è capito che il merito era tutto dell’ Olanda .

Ci mancherà la Spagna , che sembrava uno squadrone e dopo che ha battuto l’Italia ci ha fatto comodo continuare a pensarlo.

Ci mancherà la Turchia di Terim , che ha given the illusion of being able to repeat the incredible series of blows ass of Greece 2004 and then lost the last minute. Terim was comforted by finding new job as a bartender at Billionaire Flavio Briatore. We will miss

statements Domenech, shirts Loew, parades absolutely random Lehman . And then the useless comments Baths, Bartoletti trying to be funny in error, and Cerqueti that use "timing" to say "timing" and "extra time" to say "recovery time" (which is in English it says "additional time", the extras are additional times, but vaglielo to explain).

We will miss the Italian Federation , every day released a statement of confidence in Donadoni, and no one find it strange that Spruce talk on the phone from the house of Leghorn Marcello Lippi . We will miss

Donadoni, who was training well following the sporting press. They wanted to put Del Piero Del Piero and Cassano had asked Cassano, Aquilani and pushing for zac! Aquilani in the field here. And this is the demonstration that journalists would never coach the national team, but unfortunately, it is not can relieve the Gazzetta dello Sport.

We will miss Pirlo openings, the cross Zambrotta and Toni goals. For the truth is that we lack a good month, and this probably explains a lot. We will miss

finally the 'football overdose. Already in the third round of the rounds I felt lost, with the cancellation of the match 18.00. But now what? We will be forced to take the methadone transfer market, or wait for the Olympics to tune in at five in the morning with China and realize that you have the wrong day and waking at night to see the greek-roman fight.

Above Europe will miss this so much to majority government: taking advantage of the fact that the Italians were distracted by football, have approved about 13,457 more on a personal . Yesterday they were going to decriminalize insult to the highest offices of state, then Di Pietro gave the pimp a and Berlusconi has backtracked.

will be for another time, quiet. Do not miss the occasion ...


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Friday, June 27, 2008

Sample Of Bill Receipt

Advances on the new justice bill


It 'still fresh, the news of the approval of the discussed Schifani award, which has already started talking about a new bill to regulate criminal trials

This will be a bill even more to protect citizens from abuses of the Italian justice distorted.

In particular, juicy rumors about a provision to adjust priorities to the processes under way: the courts are under an obligation to conclude the proceedings in alphabetical order, starting with the defendants whose last names starting with Berm . You will then need

first process the various Bernardi, Bertani, Bertolini and so on until Zaccarelli, and then start again from A, although in truth, in the meantime will be about 25 years past and crime by the A Berm are likely to be past the statute of limitations.

"It 's a rule designed to encourage all citizens," said Paolo Bonaiuti Forza Italy "and I hope that the opposition should not make the usual exploitation piazzauiola and executioner."

Among other things, the justice minister Alfano hinted that there might be still some slight adjustments to the text. Alphabetical order can in fact an exception which leaves out the names from the U.S. to Dell'Uu and Preu to Prez.

But supporters of the opposition can rest assured Walter Veltroni has promised that the government will not do away with it and promised a hot autumn 2034 opposition.