Interviews Frogs / Jim Morrison announced 
said Jim Morrison James Douglas, born in 1943, singer, writer and poet. Officially, he died in Paris in 1971. Dear Morrison, I am delighted that he has agreed to this meeting, then I would immediately cut off the head of the bull once and for all, she is dead or not? No. 's time to tell the truth. E ' was all a hoax. What has been found in the hotel was not me, but a homeless man vaguely resembling Val Kilmer, who I found dead on the street.
Do you often find dead in the street? the bohemian understood this and more.
understand. And what is the reason for this masquerade? Why a global rock star at some point decided to become a dead man believe? Why was my idol Rimbaud.
Please? Rimbaud. The French boy, what you scribble the first thing that came to mind as the laudanum and became famous only because he was sleeping with one important.
Continue, please. Well, he did not even know 18 years that he realized that maybe people were taking it too seriously. Then he left the poem and found a job as normal Christians. I am a bit 'slower, it took me 27 years. The fact is that one morning I woke up, I looked in the mirror and I thought, but like lizards? But what about hurricanes? Fuck, it '!
And from that moment where he lives? on a tropical island. It 'a kind of refuge for celebrities on the run. I'm here in a village like Club Med in the company of John Lennon, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Marilyn Monroe, Adolf Hitler, Elvis Presley and Massimo Palanca.
And as the days go? Oh, in various ways. I play darts, pool, organize bonfires on the beach.
music at all? In no way whatsoever. As soon as I hear one note of my body is in hives.
Listen, and why it was decided to only talk about now? The reason is simple. I want to appeal to the world.
Peace, love, not war, etc to the other side. etc..? Not at all. The point is that we are looking for a new island and we are prepared to evaluate the tenders, provided that reasonable.
The reason? Be 'for 40 years we have been in peace in our isolation. Then one day they appeared on the horizon for ships, and helicopters occupied the sky. It seemed the landing in Normandy. Only instead of the Marines arrived on the beach Massimo Ciavarro, Flavia Vento, and Vladimir Luxuria. You want to tell him that this island was for famous people, if they took no go. And so we have ruined the peace can no longer make even a barbecue on the beach without feeling that these geese unknown bicker all the time.
has all my sympathy. It welcomes the call around to those who own a tropical island. Morrison, thank you sinceramente di questo incontro. Prima di lasciarci, ha un altro messaggio da mandare al mondo? Sì. Sono decenni che vorrei precisare una cosa. Care adolescenti che scrivete le citazioni dei cantanti sulla Smemoranda con le penne colorate: i versi "y
ou may say I'm a dreamer / but I'm not the only one " non li ho scritti io. Ripeto: N-O-N L-I H-O S-C-R-I-T-T-I I-O. Siete pregate di cambiare il nome sotto la citazione.
Mi sembra giusto. Arrivederla, dunque, e mi saluti Flavia Vento. Senz'altro. E' stato un piacere.
