Summer, a time of genocide. This is the most appropriate way to define the season when millions of people taking holidays to pursue their sport preferiti: nuoto, racchettoni e uccisione di insetti.
Se solo riuscissimo a vederci dall’esterno, ci verrebbe da ridere di fronte allo sconfinato arsenale messo in campo per toglierci di torno l’odiato volatile notturno: zampironi, spray, piastrine tossiche, creme repellenti, gabbie che bruciano. L’odio che nutriamo per questo animale ha plasmato persino il vocabolario, così da assegnare a una banalissima rete un nuovo nome: zanzariera .
E io invece difendo le zanzare .
Si tratta di un animale nobile e sensibile. E vi spiego anche perché.
Tutti odiano le zanzare perché - si dice - ronzano nelle orecchie e procurano prurito. Sciocchezze. In realtà tutti le odiano perché sono piccole e brutte .
Immaginiamo se al posto delle zanzare ci fossero i panda . Non sarebbe affatto piacevole avere la casa invasa da tanti orsetti bianchi e neri che ti mozzicano mentre dormi. Però nessuno oserebbe fiatare: gli ambientalisti starebbero sul piede di guerra per vigilare sulla salute dei panda. Perché sono paffuti e carini, ecco tutto. Anche se fossero dei gran rompicoglioni, nessuno si sognerebbe di ammazzarli in massa, e non riesco nemmeno a immaginare che casino succederebbe se fossero commercializzati - che so? - uno spray anti-panda o dei racchettoni schiaccia-panda .
Per le zanzare, invece, nessuno lift a finger. I've never heard Pecoraro Scanio rail against the systematic genocide of this noble and valiant insect.
But the mosquitoes bite you - you say.
Well, I ask: why do they do? Try the food for their young . The female mosquito is a pet provisions, while feeding the family, the most disgusting of work: insert between the toes of people sweat. Risks for their children every night to a horrible end - burned, poisoned or crushed by two hands: I know that humans would not do a tenth of what it does for the mosquito offspring.
Is it not a sign of nobility and kindness shocking?
That should move to compassion. Remember: every time you kill a mosquito, dozens of puppies waiting in vain for the mother with food. Of course, if they were cats fluffy thing we would do otherwise, but since it is blind and dumb larvae we do every night this cruel act.
And then you think, every adult human being carries within itself gallons of blood. And we want to mount on a casino if a small animal it takes a drink? Selfish! Would you like all the blood for you! But as he said Robespierre, "will not allow anyone to accumulate pounds of grain while the neighbor is dying of hunger." The mosquito blood
steals from the rich to give to the poor. It's the Robin Hood insect, the 'invertebrate Marxist guerrilla barbudos the jungle that is pending revolucion.
You say, but can carry the malaria . And that is the fault of the mosquito? Imagine how much should please her to discover that he has just sucked the blood is infected.
say, but because there are too many ' balance of nature has changed. And I say: what balance? But if 'nature is always changing! Do you think that only until recently went about six feet tall lizards ...
Well, enough of this unjustified and a bit 'racist war against the insects. Announcement from now the foundation of a League for the Defense of Mosquito . Because as he said the Jewish proverb: whoever saves one, saves the world entire mosquito .
(And now I greet you and go to bed. Hoping to be able to sleep, that yesterday 'sti fucking insects have left me sleepless.)
Se solo riuscissimo a vederci dall’esterno, ci verrebbe da ridere di fronte allo sconfinato arsenale messo in campo per toglierci di torno l’odiato volatile notturno: zampironi, spray, piastrine tossiche, creme repellenti, gabbie che bruciano. L’odio che nutriamo per questo animale ha plasmato persino il vocabolario, così da assegnare a una banalissima rete un nuovo nome: zanzariera .
E io invece difendo le zanzare .
Si tratta di un animale nobile e sensibile. E vi spiego anche perché.
Tutti odiano le zanzare perché - si dice - ronzano nelle orecchie e procurano prurito. Sciocchezze. In realtà tutti le odiano perché sono piccole e brutte .
Immaginiamo se al posto delle zanzare ci fossero i panda . Non sarebbe affatto piacevole avere la casa invasa da tanti orsetti bianchi e neri che ti mozzicano mentre dormi. Però nessuno oserebbe fiatare: gli ambientalisti starebbero sul piede di guerra per vigilare sulla salute dei panda. Perché sono paffuti e carini, ecco tutto. Anche se fossero dei gran rompicoglioni, nessuno si sognerebbe di ammazzarli in massa, e non riesco nemmeno a immaginare che casino succederebbe se fossero commercializzati - che so? - uno spray anti-panda o dei racchettoni schiaccia-panda .
Per le zanzare, invece, nessuno lift a finger. I've never heard Pecoraro Scanio rail against the systematic genocide of this noble and valiant insect.
But the mosquitoes bite you - you say.
Well, I ask: why do they do? Try the food for their young . The female mosquito is a pet provisions, while feeding the family, the most disgusting of work: insert between the toes of people sweat. Risks for their children every night to a horrible end - burned, poisoned or crushed by two hands: I know that humans would not do a tenth of what it does for the mosquito offspring.
Is it not a sign of nobility and kindness shocking?
That should move to compassion. Remember: every time you kill a mosquito, dozens of puppies waiting in vain for the mother with food. Of course, if they were cats fluffy thing we would do otherwise, but since it is blind and dumb larvae we do every night this cruel act.
And then you think, every adult human being carries within itself gallons of blood. And we want to mount on a casino if a small animal it takes a drink? Selfish! Would you like all the blood for you! But as he said Robespierre, "will not allow anyone to accumulate pounds of grain while the neighbor is dying of hunger." The mosquito blood
steals from the rich to give to the poor. It's the Robin Hood insect, the 'invertebrate Marxist guerrilla barbudos the jungle that is pending revolucion.
You say, but can carry the malaria . And that is the fault of the mosquito? Imagine how much should please her to discover that he has just sucked the blood is infected.
say, but because there are too many ' balance of nature has changed. And I say: what balance? But if 'nature is always changing! Do you think that only until recently went about six feet tall lizards ...
Well, enough of this unjustified and a bit 'racist war against the insects. Announcement from now the foundation of a League for the Defense of Mosquito . Because as he said the Jewish proverb: whoever saves one, saves the world entire mosquito .
(And now I greet you and go to bed. Hoping to be able to sleep, that yesterday 'sti fucking insects have left me sleepless.)
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