Dear my twenty-five players (no, I think that now have become twenty-six), here I am back after a deserved rest, or black-out, whatever you want.
I spent our holidays in the Maldives . Beach, sea, sun, Italian, everything was perfect. It was like being in Salento, but without the horse rolls. Among other things, I happened to be near the bungalow of Minister Frattini . A very nice person, really. We were so entered in confidence that at some point I hear that there was an international crisis in Georgia and I thought it best to let them know. But he was always at the beach all day, so I left a post-it on door. But honestly I'm not sure that someone has warned. I began to entertain some doubts when I come back I met him on the street. I had those parts of Quadraro, when I approached this blue car, rolled down the window and inside there Frattini asking me: "Excuse me, you know where the mica Ministry ?"
Whatever it is, let's recap major events this summer.
China. Great success of the Olympics . Perfect organization, less pollution than expected and has not been seen around even a Tibetan Monaco. Has anyone turned their noses up accusing the judges of being too favorable to landlords, and indeed some suspicion is, given that China is winning medals in disciplines such as the existence of questionable long jump and hurdles curling on grass. But they are only allegations.
Italy could do better, but it has taken some satisfaction. Great excitement for the 15th consecutive Olympic gold Valentina Vezzali , celebrated the result of her grandchildren in her arms with great-grandchildren. This time, the fencer to make things interesting, he tried to fight upside down, blindfolded and tied to a donkey schizophrenic back. But no: he won again.
An unexpected success, however, in the march, where he triumphed the Italian Friedriech Wissenpfappfel . "I will be very happy for you fittoria Olympic gold," said the athlete und more especially to you my happiness Krant country. "
brings us to politics. The Berlusconi government has finally solved the problem of garbage in Naples. At first I thought I would send the army to clean up everything. Then Brunetta suggested to send the state with the yellow star on the coat. In the end it is the most sensible choice: the garbage was packed and sent to Mediaset, at the express request of Maria De Filippi . You will be very useful for its new autumn program.
Intanto è proseguita la lenta agonia del Partito Democratico , ormai una cosa deforme alla deriva. Il più dispiaciuto è stato Landolfi del Pdl. “E dire che avevamo preparato un golpe per l’inverno” ha dichiarato “ma che gusto c’è senza opposizione? Abbiamo pure provato a stilare una lista di oppositori da rinchiudere nello Stadio Olimpico, ma non avremmo riempito nemmeno un’area di rigore. Che paese inutile”.
A proposito di golpe. Siamo tornati dalle vacanze e Ferrero è il nuovo segretario di Rifondazione Comunista. Una delle sue prime iniziative è stato fare una visita di cortesia alla redazione di Liberazione; the day after the newspaper you read that Ferrero has always been the secretary of the PRC since 1948 and that there is no administration in Puglia region. Sure, some had suspected something seeing that the new secretary had come to the office on board a Soviet tank in 1968. But so much does not matter: Within a couple of weeks, the official organ of the PRC has become Famiglia Cristiana
... And finally, the best joke of the summer. Commenting on the Russian invasion of Georgia, U.S. President George Dabliu Bush said: "We find this unjustified criminal invasion of a sovereign state." The fuck party in choir from Baghdad was heard up in Chile
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